SBA Mental Gymnastics: Stupid in Its Final Form

Dealing with the SBA isn't just frustrating, it's like watching a brick try to do calculus. These people are so mentally backwards it's honestly impressive. They've transcended basic incompetence and evolved into a full blown bureaucratic circus act. And the main event? Watching them flip flop, contradict themselves, and invent new rules on the fly like it's an improv show written by toddlers.